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99 Things a Man Should Know (with links!)

Posted on August 24, 2008
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I'm a 49 year old Union Ironworker who has numerous interests. Currently I am close to receiving my AAS in Network Administration in Security and am seeking a career change over to the IT field. I love to cook, love my wife and family, and love to live life as fully as I am able to and I try to reflect that in my writings here. Hopefully you will be able to take something from what I place here and put it to good use. Please feel free to comment on anything you wish to here, tell your friends about this website and come back for me. May the Lord God bless and keep you.

This was originally on http://www.traveltowork.net/index.php/2008/08/24/99-things-every-man-should-know/ but it only listed the items. Here I’ve attempted to do a better service by placing hyperlinks to instructions in case any men don’t know how to do these items.

1. How to Swim

2. How to Write a Check and Balance a Check Book

3. How to Play Poker

4. Several Good Jokes

5. Several Good Ways to Start a Conversation With a Girl

6. Several Good Stories

7. How to Cook Awesome Nachos

8. How to Throw a Kick-Ass Super Bowl Party

9. How to Unstrap a Woman’s Bra

10. How to Setup a TV, DVD Player and Sound System

11. How to Change a Tire

12. How to Tie a Tie

13. How to Install an Air Conditioner

14. How to Fight Another Dude

15. How to Read a Map

16. How to Give CPR Remember, always seek professional training!

17. How to Pickup Women at the Grocery Store

18. How to Clear Your Internet History

19. How to Setup a Computer and Internet Connection

20. How to Open a Bottle of Beer With Your Teeth Just could not justify this one so I implemented a replacement.

21. How to Play Baseball. Basketball, Football and Soccer

22. How to Open a Bottle of Wine and Champagne

23. How to Slow Dance

24. How to Dance at a Club

25. How to Grow a Mustache

26. How to NOT Talk About Your Ex-Girlfriend Around Your Current Girlfriend

27. How to Leave a Proper Tip

28. What to Say When Your Girlfriend Asks if Her Ass Looks Fat

29. How to Pretend You Are Listening, When You Really Aren’t

30. How to Create a Splint for a Broken Bone

31. How to Jump Out of a Moving Vehicle

32. How to Paint a House

33. How to Erase Text Messages and Recent Calls From a Cell Phone

34. How to be a Gentleman

35. How to Fix a Leaky Sink

36. How to Sail a Boat

37. How to Ride a Horse

38. How to Ride a Bike

39. How to Unstop a Toilet

40. How to Whistle

41. How to Put Out a Fire

42. How to Use a Bow and Arrow

43. How to Wield a Sword

44. How to Sharpen a Knife

45. How to Handle Your Beer

46. How to Fire a Gun

47. How to Burp Like a Man

48. How to Let Your Woman Win an Argument

49. How to Kiss

50. How to Tell a Good Lie

51. How to Drive a Manual Car

52. How to Fix and Use a Lawnmower

53. When Your Girlfriends Period Is

54. How to Put a Condom On

55. How to Hide Your Porn Collection

56. How to Make a Good First Impression

57. How to Change Your Car’s Oil

58. How to Barbecue

59. How to Give a Solid Handshake

60. How to Fight off a Shark

61. How to Survive a Bear Attack

62. How to Pitch a Tent

63. How to Tell if Laundry is Acceptable to Wear by Smelling It

64. How to Clean a Pool

65. What Days are Garbage Days

66. How to Start a Fire

67. How to Do Taxes

68. What Color Your Girlfriend’s Eyes Are

69. How to Throw a Slammin Bachelor Party

70. How to Survive Shoe Shopping With Women

71. What The Name of Every Sports Team From Your State Is

72. How to Come Off Richer Than You Actually Are

73. How to Get a Lap Dance Without Being Kicked out of the Stripclub

74. How to Dress Appropriately for Varying Occasions

75. How to Put on The Right Amount of Cologne

76. How to Prepare a Cigar for Smoking

77. How to Give a Woman an Orgasm

78. How to Vote

79. How to Write a Resume

80. How to Change a Diaper

81. How to Iron Clothes

82. How to Wrap a Present

83. How to Shine Dress Shoes

84. How to Shave

85. How to Pick a Lock

86. How to Escape Quick Sand

87. How to Carve a Turkey

88. How to Jump Start a Car

89. How to Make a Great Cup of Coffee

90. How to Speak in Front of Large Crowds

91. What Date Your Anniversary Is

92. How to Pump Gas

93. How to Play Beer Pong

94. How to Pack a Suitcase Efficiently

95. How to Fish

96. How to Drive on a Snowy or Rainy Road

97. How to Eat a Lobster

98. How to Negotiate a Good Deal

99. How to Get Out of a Sinking Car

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